Thursday, January 31, 2013

Me trying to write a fantasy story

I've been trying to write a story for the upcoming D & D adventure I am going to be running. I honestly don't know about the story, but I do about the adventure. Here is the start of it.


“Well it’s been a month of holidays since I last laid eyes on you Laenaith,” the tall and skinny barkeep of the Winged Dragon Inn said to the traveler strolling up to the bar.
“And you Gareth,” exclaimed the man, laying a well worn pack and a 12-stringed oud, his instrument of livelihood, on the bar.
They grasped forearms in a greeting and Laenaith sat in one of the padded, high stools around the bar. Though it was getting onto early evening, the place was not even half full.
Raising his eyebrows Laenaith teased, “Did a better place open and steal your business? Or haven’t you had the quality of entertainment like myself to bring in the bodies?”
Sliding a Gydiwon Reserve Stout Ale to him, he lowered his voice some, “That’s right. You’ve been on the road; probably you haven’t heard.”
Lifting the drink to his lips, Laenaith waited, taking a sip of the brew Gareth continued, “There have been a rash of murders in the city. Scaring people to stay indoors for now.”
Snorting in mild disgust, “There’s been murder in the city before.” Lifting his mug, “I’ll wager this drink and many more like it there are murders happening right now…”
Gareth caught his mug arm and brought it down, and with a stern look said, “Not like these. Never have there been such… butchery. Even my time with the army, I never…”
The merriment gone from his eyes, Laenaith looked at his friend, “What do you mean?”
“The first one they found strewn all over the Avenue of Temples. Someone had been cut up and skinned. The flesh was gone, but the muscles and all the inside stuff was left.” 
Taking a bigger sip Laenaith had two thought swirling in his brain. The first was that he may not make much if people stay away because of these murders. The second was; if he could find out more he could weave a drallard (dramatic ballad) that would both scare and entertain. His thoughts were distracted by Gareth continuing.
“The next two bodies were found by the docks; drained of blood. Though no other marks or symptoms of vampires were shown, they were staked and laid in consecrated ground as a precaution.”
“When did all this start?”
“About 3 months ago, beginning of summer.”
Nodding and finishing his drink, Laenaith pushed his mug toward Gareth, who filled it as he continued.
“The next one was disemboweled. And all her insides were missing.” He slid the full mug back to Laenaith. In all the time of the telling, no customers needed serving. The two serving girls were down at the end of the bar watching what little crowd they had, leave. A couple had finished their meals, and headed upstairs to bolt themselves in for the night.
“This last; this last one was the worse of them all. The others were bad, but this…”
Gareth seemed like he wasn’t going to finish. Laenaith needed as much information as he could if he was going to make something that people would pay to hear. “What Gareth? Go on!”
Reaching under the counter Gareth produces s a bottle, grabs a shot glass and poured some of the amber liquid.
“A little cliché,” said Laenaith watching the bar keep.
He slid the glass forward, “This last one was a woman with child. She had her baby cut out of her. They never did find it. The woman survived, but she’s in no shape to identify who did this.”
Laenaith eyed first the shot and then the barkeep, “Why?”
“For one, she’s retreated into herself. The poor thing just lays there. He husband and other kids take care of her as best they can. Even representatives of many of the temples have come together to try and help her. And I do mean many. Some of the less than good ones have even gone as far as to let it be known they had no part on this or any other killings. I don’t think they want anyone thinking they might be behind this.”
Quiet settled between the two men like snow fall muffling their conversation when Gareth dropped the other part, “And her eyes had been burned out. I guess they didn’t want her identifying who did this.”
With that Laenaith did take the shot and down the amber liquid. It burned as it slid down and he sighed out the fumes. Taking the shot, Gareth filled the shot glass and took it for himself.
“Now quit scaring people with that talk Gareth. You act like no ones ever been killed in the city before.”
Gareth glared at the large man that moved onto a sturdy stool at the end of the bar. Though big, it was not muscle that made up his bulk. No, it was from the quantities of food that he imbibed which bulked Skull Branan out.
He was called Skull, as he had a large, purple skull shaped birthmark on his right hand. That along with his personality and dealings with him was less than pleasing. An acquirer and seller of rare antiquities, people dealt with him as little as possible. Clean shaved head with a cherub’s face; his personality was that of a skull. Hard, dry and usually not very fun.
“Gydiwon Stout if you please. And a large soup of the day and loaf of bread.”
Though as welcome as a skunk, he did have his uses. And, it was never good to be on his bad side. Though not of the Thieves Guild, he did work with them. Those that crossed Skull had a tendency to become terminally clumsy or just disappear.  Gareth reluctantly went to fetch his food.
Skull took out a large napkin from his pocket and tucked it in. His cloak seemed to billow about him, making him even larger if that was possible. But Laenaith knew enough of him to know that he had deadly things hidden in those vast folds; Skull would not have survived as long as he did if he didn’t.
“So Laenaith of the Light Touch,” Skull used one of his less than desirable names, “it would seem you maybe short of coinage as long as these deaths keep happening. People are not going to risk themselves just to hear a minstrel strum, no matter how good he thinks he is.”
Shaking his head, “I’ll be alright. There will be plenty of people who will pay to hear me play. Besides, I am sure the city guard will catch whoever is doing this awful thing.”
Starting on the soup Skull spooned a few mouthfuls before speaking. “I am sure you are correct. But until that happens; I could use someone like you.”
“I have told you Skull, I am not for sale. I wander where I want and when I want.”
Dipping pieces of bread in to the soup Skull popped them into his mouth. After swallowing he continued, “Yes, yes. But right now I am thinking of a particular task, for a set amount. It’s actually fairly simple.”
At the mention of money Laenaith watched the fat man devour the soup and use the remaining small loaf of bread to sop up the dredges. “I’m listening.”
Dabbing his mouth Skull turned to look at the minstrel, “There a rumor that the tor to the west of here may have been broken into. Either through time, weather or other means; I want you to go and occupy it until I can get there with a wagon.”
Sitting there was making him uncomfortable, and yet it sounded straight forward enough. “All you want me to do is go there and wait for you? What if this thing isn’t open?”
Taking a sip of his drink Skull replied, “Then when I get there you can ride back with me.”
When Laenaith didn’t immediately respond Skull added, “Or you can go on your way from there. It makes me no never mind. I can pay you then or when we get back or…”
“Or what?”
“You can take part of your payment from anything we find in there.”
Looking unimpressed Laenaith stated, “What’s the pay?”
Sniffing loudly like he had been insulted, “I’ll pay you 30 gold piese when all is said and done.”
Laenaith smiled, now the dance begins, he thinks to himself.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

I say a movie is cute and use Dodgeball as an example

And we had snow today. Nothing too bad, just enough to let us know that Mother Nature has a sense of humor. With the temperature dropping the last two days and then it looks like the temperature is rising for the next two days, what can you say.

I like movies. Most movies. My friends say I have a one word description which is 'cute'. They're right. But I also have a secret. If someone asks, what did you think of that movie. I can say, it was cute. Why? It just was. That way I don't have to defend what I liked about or get told that that thing could never happen, how can you like that person, etc etc etc. It saves a lot of arguments from people who have way stronger opinions on things. A movie is a way to suspend disbelief and to transport you away all the while telling a story. Unless its a documentary with actual footage; its not suppose to be true to life. Nor, do I care what kind of message; unless its the story. I don't want some subtle message in my movie. If that was suppose to be the movie then it would be a movie and not something that's subtle.

Take Dodgeball. Simple. Small gym with average people going up against the big bad gym. Interesting characters; a lot over the top. Vince Vaughn is great in this.  And you have a plethora of cameos from Lance Armstrong, David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris. And its Vegas bay-bee... so lots of girls, lights, etc. In the end the good guys do win. And that's the whole story. There's love, dodgeball and plenty of stupid gags. It's a cute movie. Could it happen? Who knows. Little guys get mad enough, pissed enough, they can do some amazing things. Add luck, fate, whatever. Do people like them really exists? Yep. the good and the bad. So a David vs Goliath is a good theme. All with human frailty  stupid stereotypes and hopefully like Vauhn says at the end; you are fine the way you are. But if you want to loose some weight and make some good friends, come on down. I just love how husband and wife Stiller and Taylor are on opposite side of this. You know they had fun 'hating' each other, especially when Stiller had to smack her in the face with a ball. Probably a stunt double but still. And the ending with Stiller being all fat and gross and totally playing it up is disturbing and hilarious at the same time.

So yeah, it's a cute movie. I give it 8 out 10 stars.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Home Depot, Groupon, Denny's, not CCW Friendly

I saw a posting that says Groupon will no longer be offering any kind of discounts for gun ranges, accessories, etc. So I sent them a note on Facebook stating that I would be dropping from getting their coupons. Then I saw where a person who had a CCW permit was told to take his gun out of a Home Depot. I also responded to the Home Depot Facebook site and told them that I would not be spending any money with them.

Someone responded that they had checked with their local Home Depot and that they accepted CCWs. Maybe it was a local store thing. But I also remember when Home Depot fired one of their employees for wearing a One Nation Under God in support of his brother who was deployed.  So I will still not be spending money with them.

And a Denny's in Illinois, right across from St. Louis, asked plain clothes policemen to leave their weapons outside. These were COPS! No more Denny's for me. Of course no one ever plans to go to Denny's they just end up there. Someone needs to start businesses that allow CCW and post it. If anyone complains then they can go to Home Depot with their Groupons or eat at Denny's. The responder did make me think and I am going to start to check what local businesses and see who actually allow CCW in their businesses. Maybe we should start a directory of those businesses who do and do not allow CCW.


Monday, January 28, 2013

Ghosts at Kemper

As you may or may not know I went to Kemper Military School & College in Boonville, MO for high school and also got my junior college associates degree from there. The majority of my close friends are from there. I loved the school and I was also the 3rd generation of my family to have attended. The school shut down in 2002 due, in my opinion, to a long history of mismanagement of money along with inflated egos. Again, that's just my opinion.

The vice president of the alumni association, a woman who I 'helped' raise since she was 14 called me up and wanted to know if Math Hall, a building that had been refurbished and was currently being used by State Fair Community College for classrooms, was haunted. I replied of course.

'By whom?' she asked.

Old Boys, alumni. They are probably a little pissed that there are non-cadets in there along with women. Kemper started taking female cadets in 1976, so you are going to have some real old fashion ghosts; especially if there were a lot of women. I told her they would probably make noise, throw things, etc. Nothing bad or evil, just throwing temper tantrums. She said that all the clocks in the lower classrooms were smashed. I said, yeah that sounds about right. They are probably not keeping the schedule they feel is correct. She wanted to know if a picture of the founder, F.T. Kemper would help. Couldn't hurt I said. I told her I'd talk to them when I was back. A 3rd generation Old Boy should carry some weight with the dearly departed.

I doubt if it will completely stop them; but maybe we can curtail some of their displeasure. I remember some experiences when i owned the house across the street that used to be a barracks. But that's another story. I will say that my wife (now ex-wife) learned not to talk crap about me.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

The Good Witch

Just watched The Good Witch movie again. I love Katherine Bell; loved her in JAG. Anyway, I knew that the concerned citizens of the town she moved too, see anything that they don't understand as a threat. She won everyone over by no magic, but common sense and subtle tricks that are far from magic, unless you don't understand. She also had an abundance of caring and forgiveness; even if she doubted herself. A nice balance I thought. I am glad that Hallmark made a series of this. Besides it being Halloweenish (I love Halloween) it has a good message. It may not work all the time; but when the stars align, it is truly magical. I highly recommend this movie-haven't seen the others and I am going to re-watch them so will let you know as I progress through them.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Thai It, You'll Like It! - a restaurant review

I recently tried a new Thai restaurant (for me) near the Plaza in Kansas City. I found it thanks to my smart phone, so if you are looking to try something new, leave it up to today's advanced technology. The Thai Place Restaurant was what I found.

I look to see how easy a place is to find and how the parking is. Both of these, The Thai Place had. Upon entering, the decor was nice without being cheesy and looked cleaned and well staffed.  I was seated and looked around. The various customers seemed to range from businessmen in suits and ties to me in jeans and t-shirt. But for lunch it was ok. For dinner you might want to look better than wearing a Warehouse 13 t-shirt.

Trying a new place I always order something I am familiar with. After you have a good base line then you can be adventurous if you want. Their house special and something I was familiar with was the Pad Thai Shrimp. The lunch special also came with soup and 2 crab Rangoon. I hadn't even finished the small bowl when my entree arrived. It was still very hot and the Rangoon was fresh. Though perhaps a little smaller than what I was used too from a Chinese buffet, these were definitely fresh as the crust was light and fresh. They were also hot. I was very impressed. The Pad Thai was very good, flavorful. I don't know if soy sauce or sweet sour sauce are Thai condiments, and while I was used to them from a Chinese restaurant, didn't have them on the table. But honestly, I didn't miss them as the food could stand on its own, especially with it being hot and good.

The service was good and the price of what I received was very reasonable. If you get a chance, try this place.

4 forks out 4 forks

Thai Place Restaurant
4130 Pennsylvania Ave
Kansas City, MO  64111

Friday, January 25, 2013

Streetside Records is closing and Evolution

I was in Columbia and saw that Streetside Records was closing. I remember when it was downtown and they actually sold records! Then they moved to their current location. Streetside was a great place and so good for a college town. They had knowledgeable people and would bend over backwards to help you. I guess the economy. It really sucks.

Also, downtown and North Village is like a small Plaza in Kansas City. Small shops, restaurants, bars... catering to select clientele.

I know, the more things change... time moves on. Evolution. And I wonder if that's good or bad. Of course its good, you may say.  I don't know. With evolution we have come to learn how to kill people wholesale. Also, we have put chemicals in our food and look at what its done to kids and people. Modern medicine... ha. Lawyers...double ha. They have evolved. There is always something bad with good.  Too much of anything you know. But if you boil it down look at evolution how a number of us learned; with a frog. A tadpole evolves into a frog. But if it never evolved, then it would be a big 'ole frog and then he would be on my plate as frog legs. I'm just saying....

I will be sorry to see Streetside Records go, even though I am in Leavenworth, KS.